Dear Doctor,
I have a problem in that I have quite a hairy chest, not so much Huge Jackman Wolverine as it is Teen-wolf. Now I can joke about it all I want by saying I put a towel down on my chest before having sex as it saves her on getting carpet burn, but it’s getting to a stage where both my male and female friends are saying that something needs to be done about it but if I get something done I’d then be a ‘metro-fag’. Apart from their horrible flawed logic is there any thing you can advise as to what a sasquatch can do?
Or even how a guy can go about shaping his personal appearance to make sure that he doesn’t scare off the girl with a pedo-neck beard?
sarah: Haha, 'IRC', what kind of a typo was that? IMC, of course....
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