Ask Dr. NerdLove: Metal Über Alles

"I'm watching you masturbate..."

Dear Doctor Nerdlove: I am 23 year old adult who has; what might be to some; a nerdy obsession. However my profound love is not an interest of high fantasy literature, video games, movies, or anime, but an over zealous devotion to Heavy Metal music.This seems to be my down fall as I live smack [...]

Bachelor Pad or Fortress of Solitude?

'Sup, ladies?

It’s time to be blunt, nerdlings. Your bachelor pad is going to fuck up any chances you have of getting laid this weekend. Harsh but true. There is nothing quite as well designed to make sex disappear as the man-cave that doubles as a nerd home. When your girl gets through the door and sees [...]