This week, we’re doing things a little differently. I’m traveling, which means I needed someone to fill in while I was out of town. But I also wanted to make things interesting. So instead of the typical guest advisor, I went somewhat… far afield. This week, we have questions from the noted master of the dark arts, Johannes Cabal – Necromancer. After sending out for questions within his metier, the good Herren Cabal and his brother Horst have been kind enough to share their expertise with us.
And so, brothers Cabal, the floor is yours!
Dear Dr Cabal,
I’m hoping your unique experience can shed some light on an issue I’ve been having lately. I lead a fairly exciting life compared to many of my peer group. It may not quite be collecting souls for the Prince of Darkness but it does involve occasional forays in running a traveling carnival, recruiting talented performers and lots of networking and deal making with nefarious powers.
Most of my dating prospects within this community are either a part of my own operation or would involve hundreds of miles of travel. I have no problem dating outside the community in principle. It just seems like those dates are always pleasant but unremarkable. A good time is had by all but there’s just no spark, no chemistry that makes me excited at the idea of spending more time with my date in the future. How would you go suggest going about finding someone who can hold my attention with so much else competing for it?
Attention Deficit Devil